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Monday, November 9, 2015

Again?!

Hey guys!  Sorry I haven't uploaded in a while AGAIN!  I have been extremely busy with school, youth group, Co-op, and YouTube!  In this post I am going to be talking about something big...  The new Star Wars movie!  I am seeing it in theaters on the opening weekend!  I have a theory I want to tell you about Star Wars, but if it is a true theory, it will end up being a spoiler, so...
SPOILER ALERT!


OK, now that that is covered, I wanted to tell you who I think the villain is in the new Star Wars episode 7!  Before I tell you who I think it is, I will tell you that you will probably say "WHAT?!  THERE IS NO WAY HE IS THE VILLAIN!", and then you will slam your computer and not continue on reading my blog.  SO, when I tell you who the villain is, do not do that, and carry on reading to see why I think he is the villain.  I think the villain is...  Jar Jar Binks! I know it sounds stupid, but it may be true!  The reason I think this is because, if you have seen the movie The Phantom Menace, you may think that the Emperor is the Phantom Menace, but it is really Jar Jar.  I say this because if you watch the Phantom Menace, you see that Jar Jar does all kind of force-ish things!  He waves his hand in front of peoples faces like Jedi Knights do when they are forcing people, he is the only Gungan (is that how you spell it?) that can jump like a Jedi, and in one of the scenes in The Phantom Menace, he does a Jedi jump flip thing, and destroys a bunch of droids!  People may say he is just lucky, but in one of the movies, Obit-Wan Kenobi says that there is no such thing as luck!  Also, in The Phantom Menace you see Jar Jar doing something near the engine in the engine room, and R2-D2 zaps him.  After Jar Jar does something to the engine, the Jedi have to land on Tatooine, and when they go there, they then find Anakin Skywalker, and he ends up growing up to become the greatest Sith Lord ever!  If you still do not believe me, watch all the Star Wars movies and watch Jar Jar the whole time, and you will see that he may not be who we all think he is...