THE GROSSEST PIZZA EVER!!!
Logan B. 4/21/14
The grossest pizza ever was made with some very unlikely toppings for a pizza! Here is what you need if you want to make this pizza: Cheese, milk, fish, butter, ketchup, Teaching Textbooks 3, chili, a pound of sugar, shoes, Legos, cabbage, 10 Hexbug Nanos, 5 tacks, and a pound of dirt, (two pounds if you’re feeling dirty)! Oh, and also toilet water!
I used this recipe, and mixed all the stuff in a bowl. I put it on a pan in the shape of a pizza. Then, I stuck it in the oven. My big brother came in the kitchen and shrieked, “AHH… GROSS!” and ran out of the room. Now my little brother, said, “O. M. G-O-S-H! WHAT SMELLS SO GOOOOOOOD?! when I told him that it was my pizza, and offered him the first piece, he took a bite. Then, he said, something like, “EEW… NO, NO, NO, THIS IS HORRIFIC” while running to the toilet! I gave a piece to my dad, and he did the same. My big brother, Mom, and I, never dared to try a piece, but I am sure that this pizza, was, and is, the grossest pizza ever!!!
